sept 9 in idea barrages

Even now with three legs, Felix still puts in the work to try and show the world his butthole all the time for no good reason so, like, I guess that’s the sign of a healing cat.

The irony of people who spent eight years yelling “WE HAVE TO HOARD ASSAULT RIFLES BECAUSE THE BLACK PRESIDENT IS GOING TO TAKE OUR GUNS!” now saying “wearing face masks during a plague? c’mon bro, you’re being needlessly paranoid” has not escaped my mind.

A film about fighting off mobs of zombie cops called THE THIN DEAD LINE would probably really hit the spot right now.

Maybe Pimplepopper was just a creation and Dr. Pimplepopper was the real monster all along.

A gritty reboot of the Ninja Turtles called THE SEWER-SLIDE SQUAD.

A song about double jeopardy laws? “Re-Indicted And It Feels So Good”?

A song about serial arson? “Re-Ignited And It Feels So Good”?

Considering the country is getting burnt down by the shortsightedness of an inheritance fail-child that dabbled in sports ownership himself, it is only fitting that America’s past-time is getting burnt down by inheritance fail-children the same.