sept 5 in idea barrages

If you think you’re being catfished but it turns out they’re actually the outlandish thing they said they were, I hope it’s called “dogfished”. It’d also be a great title for a story about a mermaid bitten by a werewolf, of course.

I love the way that crude Zoom background green-screening makes everyone look like Force Ghosts.

I feel like there weren’t enough jokes about TWILIGHT that involved the pun “Discount Dracula”.

A Tom Petty parody about salmon fishing The Wading Is The Hardest Part?

His extended feast at the Asian buffet was a scene of wonton destruction.

refenestration - the act of being thrown back in through the window

What bothers me the most, I guess, are the people who act like you can’t both protest AND vote. They’re both very different but potentially complimentary paths toward progress and change. Social pressure and political pressure are both valid.

Sports! When it’s millionaires who worked for their money versus billionaires who made their money through inheritance and theft, it is easy to know who to side with.