april 8 in idea barrages

1.) I'm nowhere near perfect but I got a lot of awesome to give, going to waste when there's no one to share it with, I suppose.

2.) Skeletor is my spirit animal.

3.) They knew WWF marks thought Taker's streak'd never end putting a part-timer over. THAT'S WHY THEY DID IT. Kayfabe's the original trolling.

4.) The white light of the film reel running out is so much like the white light that's claimed by the dying. Interesting parallel.

5.) In Captain America 3, of course, it will turn out that HYDRA is lead by Red Skelton. Preserved by bionics, no doubt.

6.) It's like this house is entirely moths. Just entirely moths. It's like living exposure therapy all the time now.

7.) D-key keeps sticking on this laptop making WASD video game controls intolerable. Universe, if you're trying to make a point, be less opaque.

8.) I await the day that a Smuckers ad ruins the phrase "this is my jam" for everyone.

9.) Extended nightmare about people stealing my car then my shoes so I couldn't go anywhere. On the nose, subconscious. Unsubtle.