aug 29 in idea barrages

Someday, whenever Ric Flair passes away, will his ghost go “Wooooo!” like every other ghost or will part of his eternal reward be escape from his catchphrase?

I’m still disappointed that FULLER HOUSE isn’t about Buckminster.

I finally realized how Trump managed to bankrupt casinos, something that shouldn’t be mathematically possible: the only move the bastard knows is to double down.

Your chaotic-evil druid is a real hedgelord.

Before his turn to evil, He-Man’s arch-villain tried his hand at family friend comedy under the name Blue Skelton. But his failure there made him mad, made him mean mad.

The best part of exposing Senator Lindsey Graham’s hypocrisy of crusading against LGBT rights while frequenting male sex workers is the idea of that cracker named Graham yelling “GIMMIE S’MORE, GIMMIE S’MORE” and finally getting toasted for it.

Not enough people have noted the dark linguistic coincidence that the defenders of George Floyd’s murderer are being literally Chauvinistic.

If I was a rich man, I would drive into a city and start paying bail for protestors while singing “I’m sprrrrrrrringing the detained, just sppprriiinging the detained, what a glorious feeling, just freeing some friends”. More reason I should win the lotto.