aug 26 in idea barrages
- Aug. 26, 2020, 8:17 a.m.
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The sign “NO HORSEPLAY IN THE POOL” meant their hopes for a summer production of Equus were pre-emptively dashed.
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It is not entirely out of the realm of possibility that there used to be a mom-and-pop convenience store called Getmo somewhere that had to change its name after our culture started using Gitmo as the abbreviation for America’s Offshore Torture Hole.
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I just wanna remake Apocalypse Now with the Muppets so badly. Dr. Teeth in the Dennis Hopper role would be SO GOOD.
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Watching Twitter being used to relay police scanner updates to protestors on the streets of NYC is something even most dystopian science fiction authors wouldn’t have dealt with. Maaaaybe Philip K Dick but there’d be more drugs involved.
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If there are people out there with a Cap’n Crunch sexual roleplay fetish, they have at least once said “Crunchify Me, Cap’n!” in an earnestly sexual kind of way and I hope we live in a world that weird.
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I know it’s a little on the nose but a Phish/Jimmy Buffet co-headlining tour would have to be called “Marijuanaville”.
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I feel like America is adrift in a leaky life-raft after a ship-wreck and… here’s Biden in a modest slightly dingey fishing boat, offering to take us to shore and Bernie Bros are like “I WILL BE RESCUED BY A YACHT OR WE WILL ALL DIE!”
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I feel like if the Harry Potter books didn’t have something called “Scrywitness News”, they really made an unforced error there.
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