aug 25 in idea barrages

I like trying to convince people that “Chachi” is some other country’s word for “vagina” so they thought the show was about a lesbian named Joanie.

Now I just wanna write a parody of Day-Oh about Scott Baio.

In lighter news, apparently Pedialite is trying to sell themselves as a sports drink for adults now? It’s the medical equiv of the History Channel becoming all alien documentaries or Music Television becoming all cheap reality shows.

Canadians call their Meals Ready to Eat (MREs) Individual Meal Packs (IMPs) and, of course, even their war food is adorably named.

The optimal name for a “Peggy Sue Got Married” fan-fiction would, of course, be “Mary Sue Got Peggied”.

Agent: “They want you to test for a pilot!” Actor: “Great, what is it?” Agent: “They’re remaking JAKE AND THE FATMAN.” Actor: “I could see myself playing Jake…” The agent goes quiet. For a very long time. Reality is about to hit the actor.

The best name for a country singing cat is, of course, Toebeans Keith.

A top spy for the American military discovers he is actually a brainwashed sleeper agent for the Swedish military in THE BJORN IDENTITY.