april 7 in idea barrages

1.) 3AM thought: someone at Disney heard the phrase "Herpes The Love Bug" changed one consonant & made it into a kids movie about an alive car.

2.) Has there been a pregnancy couture boutique called Fashionably Late yet?

3.) He was a working man's keyboard player, a real Hammond egger.

4.) At a ren faire, cosplaying as a frat boy, talking loudly about throwing a "huge flaggoner" and voicing "NEED for MEAD"!

5.) Of course hipsters all have haircuts like 5 year olds, it is LITERALLY what was cool 20 years ago when they were 5 so they think its retro.

6.) Every beauty seems to walk inside/with a man on her arm/or obviously on her mind/and so I find/it sucks to be/this kind of Mr. In-Between

7.) I started live mashing Macarena into the Vogue bumper music on stage by singing it offkey. This is what I do.

8.) A plan to convert extraterrestrials to Christianity called The Alien Parsons Project.

9.) COMMERCIALS are having crossovers. COMMERCIALS. We've gone too far.

10.) Oh man. Maybe the NES is right and I should be hitting power and reset at the same time when I go to sleep so as to maintain my progress.

11.) If there's a world championship for trainspotting and it isn't called Trestlemania, everything must be called into question.

12.) Ancient trees. Knotty... by nature!

13.) Japanese porn where ladies have Alien aliens instead of genitals is called "Weyland-Yutanari".

14.) in America, raw milk cheese isn't legally binding.