aug 18 in idea barrages

How are we going to break it to the Spice Girls that what we want, what we really really want is for ALF to come back, in POG form?

Your chiptune DJ name will be “Christopher Walkman”.

The drink will involve grape Pucker and ouzo. It will be called The Perry White or “Grape Caesar’s Ghost”. I have no idea what else would need to be involved to make the drink palatable, that’s what you are all for.

A game about trying to scam so much money out of your friends through Multi-Level-Marketing that you can build an elaborate burial mausoleum rendering you forever remembered called PYRAMID SCHEME.

A Dr. Seuss adaptation for children of the war between machines and men in the backstory of DUNE called THE BUTLERIAN BATTLE BOOK.

Your Weezer parody about perineum tears during childbirth will be called “Say It Taint Sew”.

A comedy of manners starring the characters from HEY DUDE called THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING ERNST.

It’s not fair but is absolutely true that all violent resistance does is give oppressors another tool to use against you, the ability to make them look like the victims. It might feel good but as a tactic, it only accelerates momentum against your cause.