aug 15 in idea barrages

I feel like we could really make some cynical money selling “Placename Strong” tee-shirts.

All the petty little prepper power fantasies dissolve like candyfloss in rainstorm when faced with a real survival situation like this. All their dreams of new feudal baronies built on bullet stashes but lacking the willpower to avoid beach barbecues during a plague.

Karogg’s Frosted Tips cereal. Theeeeeeeeeeey’re demanding to see your manager.

A soft reboot of Mannequin where the mannequin is zaftig called DUMMY THICC.

I like to believe that the potions in Super Mario Brothers 2 were Liquid Plumbr.

The newest song to sing to Ollie the dog is to the tune of STP’s “Wicked Garden” and is about a wicked garbage dog.

You know the Dunning-Kruger Effect? Where you’re so bad at something, you can’t even see that you’re bad? The equivalent for being out of touch with reality you don’t even realize it could be called the Trump-Musk Effect.

So, wait, in a cyclops’ eye, is that a unicornea?