aug 14 in idea barrages

  • Aug. 14, 2020, 2:23 a.m.
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  1. They’re exactly like Lunchables except Mitch McConnell’s face is printed on every cracker and they’re just called Punchables.

  2. Two aging disgraced bumbling cops take over security at a trendy drug-soaked nightclub in STUDIO 54, WHERE ARE YOU.

  3. Viking longships were built fjord tough.

  4. “Reopening America”. These idiots make instigating the second wave of a plague sound so cheerful. Reopening Pandora’s box and letting the only good thing still in there “hope” back out to disappear with all the previous monsters, more like.

  5. I JUST MET YOU… AND THIS IS CRAZY… MY NAME IS BALKI… YOUR COUSIN, LARRY

  6. A cover of Smooth Criminal from the perspective of Jar-Jar Binks discovering Anakin Skywalker dying in a volcano would not only be great, you wouldn’t even have to rewrite the “Annie are you okay” part.

  7. VINE’S LAW: Every few years, there will be a new social media platform for narcissists to dance while lip-synching, really just trying to show off their bodies, until that one gets uncool & a new one will rise with a brief window of narcissistic plausible deniability to go with it.

  8. Prohibition bootleggers were the foundation of NASCAR, prohibition weed dealers were the foundation of pro-gaming. It’s like poetry. It rhymes.


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