aug 14 in idea barrages
- Aug. 14, 2020, 2:23 a.m.
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They’re exactly like Lunchables except Mitch McConnell’s face is printed on every cracker and they’re just called Punchables.
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Two aging disgraced bumbling cops take over security at a trendy drug-soaked nightclub in STUDIO 54, WHERE ARE YOU.
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Viking longships were built fjord tough.
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“Reopening America”. These idiots make instigating the second wave of a plague sound so cheerful. Reopening Pandora’s box and letting the only good thing still in there “hope” back out to disappear with all the previous monsters, more like.
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I JUST MET YOU… AND THIS IS CRAZY… MY NAME IS BALKI… YOUR COUSIN, LARRY
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A cover of Smooth Criminal from the perspective of Jar-Jar Binks discovering Anakin Skywalker dying in a volcano would not only be great, you wouldn’t even have to rewrite the “Annie are you okay” part.
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VINE’S LAW: Every few years, there will be a new social media platform for narcissists to dance while lip-synching, really just trying to show off their bodies, until that one gets uncool & a new one will rise with a brief window of narcissistic plausible deniability to go with it.
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Prohibition bootleggers were the foundation of NASCAR, prohibition weed dealers were the foundation of pro-gaming. It’s like poetry. It rhymes.
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