aug 12 in idea barrages

To humanize Tom Brady only brings the human race down further, it does the rich little privilege machine manlet no favours.

In an all-fat-guy KISS cover band, I claim the nom-de-stage “Peter Crisco”.

You probably will sell more of your pet diapers if you call them “mutt plugs”.

As it is, just about glorifying stupid rich people by pretending they are saviours we should bow to, SHARK TANK is a terrible show. Reboot that with actual sharks fighting in actual underwater tanks and I’d watch, though.

The best way to kill anyone’s childhood is to sing “Duck Tales, uWu.”

A Big Mac but all the ingredients hate each other called a Fleetwood Mac.

Airpods look like someone bent cigarettes and stuffed them in their ears and I’m no longer afraid to say it.

A version of Ben Folds’ BRICK about someone who just cannot get over how funny he finds Pickle Rick. “Piiiiiiiickle Rick and I’m clapping slowly, was a man but he’s now a pickle, Piiiiiiickle Rick and I’m clapping slowly.”