aug 12 in idea barrages
- Aug. 11, 2020, 9:24 p.m.
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To humanize Tom Brady only brings the human race down further, it does the rich little privilege machine manlet no favours.
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In an all-fat-guy KISS cover band, I claim the nom-de-stage “Peter Crisco”.
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You probably will sell more of your pet diapers if you call them “mutt plugs”.
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As it is, just about glorifying stupid rich people by pretending they are saviours we should bow to, SHARK TANK is a terrible show. Reboot that with actual sharks fighting in actual underwater tanks and I’d watch, though.
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The best way to kill anyone’s childhood is to sing “Duck Tales, uWu.”
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A Big Mac but all the ingredients hate each other called a Fleetwood Mac.
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Airpods look like someone bent cigarettes and stuffed them in their ears and I’m no longer afraid to say it.
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A version of Ben Folds’ BRICK about someone who just cannot get over how funny he finds Pickle Rick. “Piiiiiiiickle Rick and I’m clapping slowly, was a man but he’s now a pickle, Piiiiiiickle Rick and I’m clapping slowly.”
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