aug 11 in idea barrages

Don’t call them “dog breeders” they prefer the term “red rocket scientists”.

I sure hope that Larry the Cable Guy’s tailor is called Cary the Label Guy.

Wanting the world to be a better place is a wonderful thing but in the end, violent revolution is only entertained by those who believe their own ideas matter more than other peoples’ lives. No matter how right you are in every other way, that final assumption is always wrong.

Little foil packs of mimosas will be the signature element of Brunchables.

Your series about an emo detective will be called THE CRIME OF THE SCENE.

Mistaking cruelty, selfishness, reckless disregard for your safety and the safety of others, power over others for “freedom” is the scam that keeps the gears churning. None of that is freedom, it is just projection and self-destruction. Wake up.

This weird feeling on Twitter that some of the residual Sanders cultists want a 2nd term of Trump, hoping it will make things so much worse that their “glorious revolution” will actually happen, with everyone harmed in the process just collateral damage, “acceptable losses”.

Yesterday, I honestly forgot if “Walking on the Sun” was by Sugar Ray or Smashmouth. It means that my brain is healing from the trauma of terrible pop-rock.