aug 8 in idea barrages

1. Wishing each other Happy Hondadays is just a small part of the larger War on Chryslermas.

2. A “president” refusing to mask because feigning strength in a time of crisis is more important than leading the people to safest practice by example. This isn’t just where we are, it’s also why we got here. This culture of “fake it til you make it”, it always ends in tears.

3. Current Events Haiku:

church and casino
open for your long-shot hopes
and summer-time plagues

1. The fact that Disney had Hayley Mills mills capable of fabricating more Hayley Mills’ was why THE PARENT TRAP went off without a hitch. They said that it was camera tricks to cover up their actual technology.

2. I want an extension to Zoom where a circle draws in around my face and a short closing theme plays as I leave the chat. Or maybe a freeze frame while canned applause and a few credits play over the freeze frame, Night Court style.

3. If I hadn’t finished the “Tony Danza” parody of Tiny Dancer that no one else could nail already, “Necromancer” would be almost as good a premise.

4. I mean, yeah, I’ve been singing “Angels We Have Heard On High” as “Waaaaah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-waaah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-luigi, Wario’s lean creepy friend”. What of it?

5. If they mess up your order in an Arbys the management is legally required to tell you “I’m sarbys.”