april 5 part 2 in idea barrages

1.) Que sriracha sriracha, food as an internet meme, wonder what the next will be, que sriracha sriracha.

2.) If you think about it, PB&J is an ampersandwich.

3.) If you see an elaborate mausoleum guarded by men wearing paperbag masks you'll know you've found The Tomb Of The Unknown Comic.

4.) If you want a really funny mental image, realize that Yoda despite all his power and wisdom occasionally had to poop.

5.) Nightmare about having to retake kindergarten as an adult. A little on the nose, there, subconscious mind.

6.) The longer I am alone in the house, the higher the chances both of the pets are sitting on me. It is Felix and Ollie's Law.

7.) Re-contextualizing Larry The Cable Guy bits with Larry The Third Stooge improves them 500%.

8.) We're all mostly mundane & ugly & plain but we all get our flashes of being astonishing. The trick is discipline to get the timing down.