july 30 in idea barrages

“I find the term Public Defecation so limiting,” she said, “I prefer to say that I… void where prohibited.”

A hippie vampire called Count Erkultur.

Olive’s cousin who is always trying to rope her into pyramid schemes is named Essential Oyl.

I like to believe that the rapper guy in Evanescence who always cracks me up in “Wake Me Up” when he busts in with his little rap, possibly the funniest thing ever, I like to believe that his name is actually Evan Essence.

A crossover between The Chronicles of Riddick and the Chronicles of Narnia simply known as Chronicle.

Cheesy hair metal ballads but you’re still dressed up in horrifying prosthetic costumes that squirt fake blood and you’re called GWARRANT.

Old forgotten commercial jingles but in the past tense and in a slow sad minor key. “O’Boises were… o-boy-ster-ous… were… bubbly… crackley… roisterous…”

Did anyone ever call Morrissey the “marquis de sad”?