aug 1 in idea barrages

This Christmas, after the third wave of the plague, when moving the Elf on the Shelf don’t forget to use hand santatizer.

A head canon where the Russian stereotype boxer and the Italian stereotype boxer in PUNCH-OUT moved to America, married, adopted and their son grew up to be a hipster boxer called Vodka Americano.

Shredder’s kid posts racist stuff on reddit, a real edgelord.

An album of Steely Dan vaporwave remixes called “Can’t Buy A Chill”.

The idealists will stand at the fringe with their clean clean hands, screaming you’re not doing enough, your hands down in the guts, trying to do the good that’s actually possible. Pay them no mind, all they care about is feeling right.

“You gotta clean these reindeer better,” Santa chided the elves, “look at Prancer, he’s covered in jingleberries.”

A kenku bard with the Actor feat in D&D named Corvid Birdson.

A soft reboot of AIRWOLF called SPACEWOLF.