july 24 in idea barrages

Sean Bean, Billy Beane and Rowan Atchinson’s shared podcast THREE BEAN(E) CASSAROLE.

It’s like Jaws except about a sasquatch, it’s called FEET and the catchphrase is “We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boot.”

A movie about a hoops team that gains its power from demonic sacrifice called “Ba’allers”.

A head-canon where Brent Spiner’s character in NIGHT COURT was a time-traveling malfunctioning Commander Data would not only be rad, it would probably be truer to the spirit of Star Trek: TNG than Star Trek: Picard was.

Mayor McCheese and the Hamburglar’s love-child will be named the Cheeseburglar and will eclipse them both.

McMohels: Millions and Millions Severed.

I still say they missed a trick by not having the theme to the show “NCIS” performed on the markharmonica.

A movie about hip vampire cops called VLAD BOYS.