july 18 in idea barrages
- July 17, 2020, 3:02 a.m.
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If you manage to get President Zachary Taylor to roll over in his grave, you’ll really flip your whig.
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An unpretentious pornography shop for the common man called “Everyday Peepholes”.
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A phase-shifting boxer superhero called Gaseous Clay.
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If the rich & powerful admit Trump’s an utter moron, they admit being born rich tends to create utter morons & the whole house of cards THEY eventually want to rule collapses. That’s why they refuse to admit the emperor’s naked.
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If you want to make terrible songs that are so terrible they are scary, you can call yourself Fred Kreuger-Mellancamp.
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REINCARNATION INSTANT BREAKFAAAAAAAST, YOU’RE GONNA LOVE IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
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If you work at a cereal factory but want to impress a potential lover by claiming that you work in film, you can tell her or him that you are in “Post production” without technically lying.
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Amy Schumer’s husband seems to have an unfortunate tattoo hidden under the sleeve of his tee-shirt, only proving he was always fated to be a celebrity chef. Are you even ALLOWED to be a celebrity chef without unfortunate tattoos now? It’s called Bourdain’s Law.
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