july 19 in idea barrages
- July 19, 2020, 3:17 a.m.
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You know what would be a hoot? Opening a bar in the expensive suburbs of D.C. called “Undisclosed Location”.
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Run into the deli yelling “MATZO MATZO MAN, I WANT TO SEE THE MATZO MAN!” Probably something either very good or very bad will happen.
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Is an obsessive fan of BORAT a “Kazakh stan”?
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Vanna White’s twitter is not one-one-millionth as sassy as Pat Sajak’s and this displeases me.
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Singing “The BEST part of WAKING up is THAT you DIDN’T die!” Of course I am.
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“Kea” is a verb that means to waste your time wandering around looking for something to waste money on. Example: “I kea around the mall sometimes, looking for expensive furniture to build, instead of just sensibly playing with Legos.”
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If the Smiths reformed without Morrissey, I hope the replacement would perform under the name David Lee Goth.
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A parody of “How Bizarre” by OMC about the cult actor Robert Z’Dar would be pretty fun.
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