april 3 in idea barrages

1.) Has TLC had a "reality" show about the bearded lady yet? I think that's all that's left on the carnival sideshow bingo card.

2.) If paying way too much for a car makes you feel young, man, like I guess that's good for you. But I can't see it.

3.) Just a big ol' picture of a hammer with the caption "THIS IS NOT A DRILL".

4.) The irony of logistics is that it is rarely logical.

5.) They like to believe there wasn't much cultural exchange in the past because it makes the now seem more advanced.

6.) I want to see John C Reilly play Ernest Borgnine in something. Maybe a farce about the making of "The Black Hole".

7.) Trying to focus on the idea of good things coming soon. Trying to work toward it too.

8.) I'm not fat, I'm just overstuffed with awesome.

9.) Watch "Bambi" every day for a year and then write a book about it. Call it "Deer Diary".

10.) World War Six, however, will be fought between Colorado and West Virginia. It will be known as "The War For John Denver".