july 13 in idea barrages

The newest friend request from an obvious pornbot was “Harris Vivian” which, like, I will give them this, an American woman’s name with the first and last name reversed IS slightly more believable for these than that of a man from Bangalore.

I look at my student loans and thank God I never went to graduate school too, I know so many people who got into teaching college because it was “stable work” but ended up making less per hour than those literally working in stables.

I’m a little vanilla, carnally, I guess, but the enthusiasm I bring to the old favourites is usually appreciated. Like Springsteen in concert, he’s not doing anything flashy or new but what energy!

Erotic cakes are baked, of course, in peter pans.

I’m still surprised there isn’t a game called GRAND THEFT HORSE.

I hope in some movie, early on Freddy killed someone named Bradley and later in the movie, after a more significant kill, quipped “That’s the best thing since sliced Brad!”

A thousand minions is a binion. It would also be the most annoying non-Jar-Jar thing in history.

I realize that the reuben sandwich is itself not kosher because it contains beef and cheese together but, still, there is something perversely disrespectful about a pork-belly reuben. I’m looking squarely at you, Carnival Eats.