july 13 in idea barrages
- July 12, 2020, 7:38 p.m.
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The newest friend request from an obvious pornbot was “Harris Vivian” which, like, I will give them this, an American woman’s name with the first and last name reversed IS slightly more believable for these than that of a man from Bangalore.
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I look at my student loans and thank God I never went to graduate school too, I know so many people who got into teaching college because it was “stable work” but ended up making less per hour than those literally working in stables.
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I’m a little vanilla, carnally, I guess, but the enthusiasm I bring to the old favourites is usually appreciated. Like Springsteen in concert, he’s not doing anything flashy or new but what energy!
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Erotic cakes are baked, of course, in peter pans.
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I’m still surprised there isn’t a game called GRAND THEFT HORSE.
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I hope in some movie, early on Freddy killed someone named Bradley and later in the movie, after a more significant kill, quipped “That’s the best thing since sliced Brad!”
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A thousand minions is a binion. It would also be the most annoying non-Jar-Jar thing in history.
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I realize that the reuben sandwich is itself not kosher because it contains beef and cheese together but, still, there is something perversely disrespectful about a pork-belly reuben. I’m looking squarely at you, Carnival Eats.
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