july 11 in idea barrages
- July 10, 2020, 2:08 p.m.
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Your new signature bagel will be the Asiago Osbourne.
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A serial killer who makes his living as a short order cook called The Griddler.
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If David Blaine ever injured himself during one of his stunts, I grand you the headline BLAINE DAMAGED.
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Your indie-pop goth band will be called Tame Impaler.
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A teevee movie about a social media lawsuit called CONFLICT OF PINTEREST.
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A sitcom about Lee Harvey Oswald’s teen years in Toronto called DEGRASSI KNOLL.
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A parody of the Donald Fagen song MAXINE about how you should take your damn vaccines.
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No, facebook, I dont remember all my elementary teachers’ names because I know this weird little trick called Repressing Bad Memories.
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