july 9 in idea barrages
- July 8, 2020, 5:04 p.m.
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The only proper pet-name for a vegan lover is a “Cutie-Tofutti”.
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Russian for “jetski” is “jetskiski”.
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Tomorrow, in Utah, they celebrate Cinco de Mayonnaise and they just do mayo shots with all the other sister wives until they puke.
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Sell earpieces that only play Kid Rock and call them “joy-cancelling headphones”.
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If one prostitutes one’s self for postage, is that person a stamp tramp?
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A restaurant for exhibitionists called TMI Fridays.
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A reboot of the mediocre kids’ cartoon JOHNNY TEST except about the adventures of a young John Tesh.
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Popeye’s catchphrase, hell, his entire ethos “I am what I am and that’s all that I am” is a denial of the fact that he has a rich internal life, which of course he does, we all do. That poor sailor man must be living in incalculable pain to need to forever repeat a lie so brazen.
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