april 2 part 2 in idea barrages

1.) If at first you don't succeed, "died with an out-of-state license & months of lottery tickets in his wallet" isn't the worst obituary line.

2.) The newest meme should just be a dog dressed up as Beetlejuice called "Beaglejuice".

3.) Gotta absolve myself of expectation. All the really good things in my life came as surprises. You can't force hope.

4.) Just so you all know, Scrooge McDuck playing golf is basically the Platonic ideal of a toy you can get in a Kinder egg. So cool. SO COOL.

5.) Any announcement of "policy update" by a website basically means Less Privacy! or More Ads!

6.) Ollie Blahblah and His Forty Fleas.

7.) "World of Warcraft, my old friend, I've logged onto you again..." would be a good parody if I knew ANYTHING about WoW.

8.) The key is, I think, to be fearless for yourself and careful with others. I am trying to live like this. I am trying.