july 8 in idea barrages

I would definitely go to businesses more often if their ads were more honest. I would buy from McDonalds at least one extra time a month if their jingle were “Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Ba, It’s All You Can Afford, Peasant.”

I wonder if cannibals look at a pregnant person the same way John Madden looks at a turducken.

A first-person multiplayer version of Dig Dug called “Kill Killed”.

A braggadocios deer rapper who claims he’s got does, he’s got does, in different area codes.

Scandinavia invented death metal and IKEA, the two most opposite things in the world. Does that cancel out?

A song about the woman Georgi LaForge fell in love with a simulation of then found out was different in real life called “I Ain’t No Holodeck Girl”.

The irony is that the real Menace was the Fandom all along.

The song tips us off, SAVED BY THE BELL is all Zack’s incel dream where he is terrible to everyone and can stop time and has all the babes and everyone still loves him. Really, he’s a nerdlinger and in his dreams before the alarm clock blares a warning he projects that on Screech.