april 2 barrage in idea barrages

1.) The Transformer who goes around enforcing robot gender is really just a social Constructicon.

2.) Happy is the day there's a new Welcome to Night Vale AND a new The Church of the SubGenius radio hour to listen to, back to back.

3.) Profession? What the hell, I'm gonna fill that in with "cautionary tale".

4.) It wasn't THAT impressive when Pope Joan gave birth. She was really just breaching to the choir.

5.) Hipster Gump is all "sriracha bacon, sriracha cupcakes, sriracha jerky, sriracha lollipops, sriracha cheese puffs..."

6.) Her eyes were so gorgeous "eyes" seemed like an insult to them. They were more like face nipples.

7.) Fat-shaming? Pfft. More like fat SHAMAN.

8.) It's Shakespearean post-punk. We call it "Bardcore".