july 7 in idea barrages

If your fandom is being obsessed with tiny cars, you are a “Kiaboo”.

I know you’d think that the thing that would deliver presents on Thanksgiving would be a turkey but you’d be wrong. This year, on Thanksgiving Wednesday, if your children leave out their cornucopias, they will be filled with treats by Steve The Thanksgiving Ape.

IF NERDS ARE COOL, JUST CALL ME A DORK’S PEPPERMINT PATTY!

Mathematically speaking, since the Anti-Christ is the opposite of Jesus, if you see a guy laying on a bed of nails with his hands and feet hanging off exposed, that there’s the Anti-Christ. Go get him. Save the world.

I just realized that internet celebrity Markiplier looks like the 99-Cent Store version of Adam Driver and I will never unsee it.

Anyone ever want to sing songs in a way that give the lyrics internal consistency? I was just singing that one Metallica song as “DARKNESS! IMPRISONING ME! ALL THAT I SEE! NOTHING, IT’S DARK OUT!”

I just found out that IT doesn’t end with the gang all Voltronning together into a GOOD magical clown called Poundfoolish to defeat Pennywise and I blame cocaine for making him miss an obvious trick like that.

Of course Prince sang about a little red Corvette. He was 5‘1, he would look even smaller in a normal sized car. If he was driving Bigfoot, you would be like “WHY IS SOMEONE LETTING A BABY DRIVE BIGFOOT, ALL OUR CARS ARE DOOMED!”