july 4 in idea barrages

I am still annoyed that the sequel to THREE NINJAS wasn’t called FOUR NINJAS.

The day you realized the Snorks were so much like the Smurfs just because grown-ups are really really lazy is the day you are an adult and can never go back. When you’re a kid, you can believe in coincedence.

Hear me out: HOOK and the only thing that is different is that Rufio has been digitally replaced with Mark Ruffalo.

Paul Reiser except he’s a flaming skeleton that fights crime as GHOST REISER.

Pinhead runs a haunted gym in HEALTHRAISER.

Less “Netflix and Chill” More “Kids In The Hall and Hold My Calls”.

I haven’t watched Tiger King because I can see that any day in the Herkimer Walmart and I haven’t played Animal Crossing because I’m too cheap to buy video games but facebook analysis says that if you cross those two over, man, there’s money in that.

My favourite Vulcan rapper is T’Pain.