july 6 in idea barrages

A Christian science fiction show where robots re-create heaven in a theme park called “BLESSEDWORLD”. It will be TERRIBLE.

A super-sized protective mask for a dude with a big old redneck beard should be called a “ZZ Tarp”.

We worked so hard at the question of if we CAN have pizza in a bagel anytime, we never asked if we SHOULD have pizza in a bagel anytime.

A very athletic gimp requires a running gag.

HOT TAKE: the “live versions” of podcasts are always a lot worse because the damn audiences mess with the rhythm by being attention seeking jackasses.

A very athletic gimp requires a running gag.

In my dreams, again, I was falling sideways through alternate realities, never-was and never-will-be, lost in a kaleidoscope of possibilities, never sure which I ever was at all, let alone my actual chronal home. It was awful but awful familiar.

We have reached the point in our terrible inverse-zombie movie where someone shot a security guard to death for telling them to wear a mask and not get infected. This is where we are now.