june 29 in idea barrages

100% unchangeable infallible belief in anything is a great way to invite confidence men to twist that belief against you. May as well mark your own back with chalk as a rube at a carnival. If laughter is mankind’s most effective weapon, surely doubt is the runner-up.

I look at the new greenery around the neighborhood and think only two thoughts. One, Ollie’s crap should be analyzed as the most effective fertilizer in history and two, when is the next frost coming?

Why call it a “Chalupa”? The pun is right there, it’s a “Soft Shell Carb”.

You know those satellite photos of less smog over cities and they’re like “in the COVID crisis, nature is healing itself”? Like that except with Post Malone’s face. With every life saved, one terrible-actualized facial tattoo fades away.

Of course Trump wants the meat houses to stay open, despite putting thousands at risk. If he can’t have steak to put ketchup on, life isn’t worth living to him.

Living in northern New York state is doing spring cleaning at the end of April and realizing that it could be winter again at any moment.

If not for the hyphen, Disney-Pixar would be called Dixar.

Nacho-flavoured communion wafers marketed as Snackreligious!