april start barrage in idea barrages

1.) April Fools Day is amateur hour for jokers the same way New Years is for drinkers. It is the least funny day to prank. Everyone expects it.

2.) That we've reached a point in sport where we're s'posed to never forgive cheaters but easily forgive real felons if they play well is weird.

3.) My soul feels like a blind octopus flailing in all directions trying to find my way back to the tide. I apologize for collateral damage.

4.) I await the reunion in thirty years where all of them are simply known as Old Spice.

5.) Little Falls is the kind of place where "Haven't seen him making change at the gas station with his hook-hand in years" is a real sentence.

6.) It's always weird when a teevee show you never gave a damn about is ending and you almost feel like you're SUPPOSED to care.

7.) Why do so many wanna be astronauts? Months in an tiny explosion-driven eggshell barely holding back instant suffocation? Sounds horrifying!

8.) Underestimating myself so as to avoid the risk of failure? Oh yeah. It's basically the thing that brings me down 83% of the time.

9.) Like Kitty Pryde phasing through a sewer, I'm working through some shit.

10.) I think winter has one more storm left in her. Just one but I think it will be a doozy. Then we will have our spring.

11.) I'm not sure if I'm indecisive or not.