june 24 in idea barrages

Democracy isn’t waking up to a Super Nintendo under the tree Christmas morning because you asked for it every day. Democracy is terribly difficult choices and terribly easy math. And screaming into echo chambres will not change that.

Oh my poor generation, tail end of the X. We went from hoping we can get an N64 to hoping we can find some N95s in a goddamned twinkling, didn’t we?

April 26th snowstorm! The gods themselves saying “GO INSIDE AND HUNKER DOWN, YOU IDIOTS”!

You know what, though? If the Pretender King had actually BEEN just joking about shooting up Lysol in the middle of a global pandemic? That’s kind of worse, you guys. The cruelty of that as a joke actually trumps the idiocy of it as an actual suggestion.

There are dueling timelines of ROSEANNE where the two leads each died, I’m rooting for some kind of CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS crossover where Roseanne is further shamed for siding with the fascists.

So, it turns out that using generational arbitrary material wealth as the main driver of natural selection is a crap way to advance a species and even worse as a mechanism for leading it. Who would have guessed.

Why call it “The Rack” when you can call it “WHEEL. OF. DISTORTION.”?

The cat honestly thought it would be a good idea to go out in a late April snowstorm. I will allow you to be hoist by your own petard, Felix. You have brought this on yourself.