june 20 in idea barrages

Yeah, well, what if it isn’t such a great googly moogly? What if it is merely an adequate googly moogly? What then?

I fear that if I didn’t have sacrilege, I wouldn’t have any rilege at all.

Look out on the peaceful world, healing as we hide. Bucolic, bubonic, they are the same thing to an Earth that thrives while we bald apes are on the run.

Love is not enough but, dammit, it should be enough. Damn this world for forcing it to not be enough.

A first-level enchantment spell in D&D where you distract a character with an illusion that inspires their greed called “Gatsby’s Green Light”.

You will cover Prince songs in the style of Bruce Springsteen and your act will be called “Asbury Beret”.

If you drink a fifth of moonshine to fall asleep with a cold, that’s just your dose of ‘Night Y’all.

I feel really bad for all the people who tried stocking up on hand sanitizer and stocked up on ham sanitizer instead. That’s a pretty niche product.