june 22 in idea barrages

You can name your tiefling rogue “Thiefling”. It is not against the law.

If you’re asking me to choose between human lives and the economy, well, assets to assets, dust to dust, peoples is peoples, money just rusts, brother.

If you demand to be chased, odds are you’re gonna end up chaste.

Clinton wouldn’t be telling people to spike a vein with bleach or to eat fishbowl cleaner to fight the plague. It probably felt all smug & edgy to vote for Stein or not vote at all but this is what happens when you’re unreasonable about how democracy can work.

You all protesting that you can’t get haircuts, I only get more handsome the longer my hair gets, fear my lockdown power.

RASPBERRY BEARNAISE, the kind that you’d get on a fancy dessert, she made a RASPBERRY BEARNAISE

The weird thing about the hashtag #kimjongundead is you don’t know if it’s about a deceased dictator or, like, just some lady who is a zombie. These days, either seems possible.

Few things undermine a goal or cause more effectively than believing it inevitable.