june 21 in idea barrages

You could name your life cleric Lester Restoration. I’m just saying here.

It isn’t supposed to be this cold when the sun is out this early. Seasons, my dude, pick one.

The Insane Clown Posse are more responsible political figures, at this point, than most Republican governors and they don’t even know how magnets work.

Well, they aren’t the Boring Twenties, I’ll give ‘em that.

No, my weirdest parody idea is “AND THE MAN WITH THE COILS SAID “HEY, I KNOW A MOHEL!” IT’LL TURN INTO A BALLROOM BRIS!”

Win me the lotto, get a monster truck called The General Grant, go around running over copies of the Dukes of Hazzard car with their traitor flags on em.

AMERICAN WOLFMAN, get away, AMERICAN WOLFMAN, listen what I say.

Everybody talkin’ about explosive diarrhea, nobody’s talkin’ about IMPLOSIVE diarrhea. That’d be a LOT more interesting.