june 15 in idea barrages
- June 15, 2020, 1:51 a.m.
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It’ll be like an ice cream truck but we’ll go around selling pens and pencils and paper goods and stuff like that. We’ll call it MOBILE STATIONERY.
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Your horror show about an Italian chef so bad his dishes kill will be called “Penne Dreadful”.
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A comedy reboot of THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE called GEIN ACRES.
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You don’t wanna hang out with the first man to have sex with his own clone. The guy is always so full with himself.
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What does the Fox News hole call the opposition in their imaginary War On Christmas anyway? If they don’t have one, here’s one for free: “Antifalalalala.”
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Your movie about a series of murders in IKEAs will be called “Natural Bjorn Killers”.
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No longer the land of opportunity, if it ever was at all, now merely the land of photo opportunities at best. Our darkest destiny now baldly manifest.
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My Bowie name is “The Thicc White Dork”.
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