june 11 in idea barrages

Seeing Jack White in a dream is a sign you are going to watch a Tim Burton movie in the near future.

Wal-Mart has us so broke by putting all the small businesses that paid better out of business that all we can afford is Wal-Mart. America, a snake feasting from its own ass while malnutrition slowly kicks in.

Remember how to live your life via the Judge Dredd movies. With the mask off, it is embarrassing and terrible. With the mask on, it is pretty good.

I’m not anti-business. Small business that innovates, adapts & is accountable to its employees & communities is absolutely wonderful. Big business should be kept on so a tight regulatory leash it chokes to death if it even twitches so as to prevent it from exploiting us, is all.

I’m honestly surprised Fox News hasn’t tried to rename “Chinese finger traps” as “freedom gloves” at this point.

If you move your pawns to the other side of the board and turn them into kangaroos, you can accomplish the rare chess victory condition of “Gdaymate”.

When these traitors show off their Confederate flags during a national emergency, just quietly take note of where they are, because when we finally run out of toilet paper, those are going to be a wonderful back-up plan.

In Russian “the Green Party” translates to “useful idiots”.