june 10 in idea barrages

A parody of The Flaming Lips “She Don’t Use Jelly” based around the line “she was in quuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaarintine, quarantine!”?

You will do angry punk covers of classic rock staples as THE ROLLINS STONES.

A soda that doesn’t taste very good but has an incredibly long shelf life, instructions on the side how to fashion the can into a crude axe blade and is basically just a prop for a weird dude to pretend he’s prepared for emergencies called Dr. Prepper.

I don’t know which are worse for you/the angers we don’t have names for/or the angers that we do.

Husqvarna shouldn’t be the name of a lawn mower, it should be the name of a lingonberry cocktail you get in the cafeteria at the IKEA. I imagine IKEA would be almost tolerable black-out drunk.

That time of day where watching people actively trying to burn the world down to prove some kind of damned point gets to be too much and you just mash up “Oh Sweet Nuthin” and “Can’t You See” in your head for a while to decompress.

There may be people who are more conflict-avoidant than me but, like, they can have the title if it means so much to them.

These idiots look at the “successes” in our culture & see those successes built on lies denial & doubling-down instead of admitting weakness, forgetting how all those houses of cards were built on foundations of wealth & privilege, the lies are just the surface symptoms.