june 12 in idea barrages

Lately, to the tune of the State Farm jingle, I want to greet the dog: “Hey look there’s Ollie, fat tiny bear!”

Understanding the sweetness of a good pun streak really only takes getting on a good synonym roll.

In a game of Motley Clue, the solution can be The Drummer in The Tour Bus with A Pound of Cocaine.

Someone should open up a fern bar called The Frond Zone.

An Easy Bake Oven came with everything, the mix, the heating element, the whole schmear. The Difficult Bake Oven, however, just gave you some flour and a magnifying glass. Rewarding if you managed to pull it off, though.

An omelette is just an oyster where the pearl inside is cheese.

Your band will be called Herner Wartzhog. Look, I don’t make the rules here, it’s just how it is.

If Christ is the mess-iah, does that make Mr. Clean the anti-Christ?