june 9 in idea barrages

I want to show up at a party where I was supposed to bring snacks, claim that I am the snack and then sheepishly go out to the car and get the snacks when no one agrees with me.

I still can’t believe that something as bonkers as STEAMPIPE ALLEY was allowed to be a kids’ show in a major American city. I miss when semi-major media could be that tossed off, experimental and strange.

A movie about a possessed closet that kills called HARMOIRE.

There would be worse names for a goth lingerie shop than STRANGER THONGS.

Your terrible pop-punk band will write songs solely about the sitcom “Hogan’s Heroes” and call itself Klink-182.

Your brunch-rock band will be called “Pancakes! At The Disco”.

Dr. Seuss’s only Canadian work HORTON’S HEARS AN EH?

People eating sundaes on Zoom, an ice cream antisocial.