june 8 in idea barrages

A great name for a punk band? Hell-Ron Ubbard.

Give to the World Health Organization, saving lives, while Trump cuts off funds to life-saving organizations out of petty spite, calls for civil war & pledges to re0open us to danger, like a corrupt mayor in some bad JAWS knock-off. Keep the beaches closed, #TogetherAtHome.

I wonder if insane people share amateur video of them building IKEA furniture on a fetish site called Bjorn Hub.

In “Iron Man 3”, William Sadler pretended to be the president and in “Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey” embodied Death. The only other entertainer known to play both these roles is the failed game show host Donald Trump.

No one who has ever willingly invested in the stock market (I know some of us are stuck with stock linked retirements through work, etc) can never make fun of me for playing the lotto. I lose SO much less and my money basically just goes to schools and mom & pop gas stations.

Your goth band stage name will be Tomb Selleck.

A remake of NATURAL BORN KILLERS except they gain their fame via social media as they murder their way into America’s hearts called KILLING IT.

Would a breakout of Sydenham’s chorea in Ireland be Ginger Vitus?