june 6 in idea barrages
- June 5, 2020, 6:16 p.m.
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The realization that I am adapting easily to wearing a mask in public because I have worn a full face sleep apnea rig to bed every night since my early 30s.... that is a weird realization.
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Andy Cuomo’s a shining example of the fact that experience & temperament are just as important in executive branch leadership as policy positions. He’s too centrist on some issues for me but the ability to get things done & actually lead often means more than positions on paper.
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Crazy people: “Clinton would’ve been just as bad! Biden would be just as bad!” …c’mon. Neither of them would be trying to de-fund the Post Office or the World Health Organization in the middle of a plague. Take a breath. See something other than your pet issues.
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If the timelines of my lady friends on facebook are any indication, Quarantine + Thirsty Trolls + Woman Who Can Breathe = DM-POCALYPSE.
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When someone could crush your head like a peanut or set you on fire from two miles away by looking at you, yeah, you let him pretend a pair of glasses disguises him. That’s just good survival sense. Don’t be stupid. Socially distance. Let Clark play pretend. Same thing.
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I just realized that if I say “either” at the beginning of a sentence I say “EYE-ther” and in the middle or end, I say “EEE-ther”. It turns out I am some kind of pretentious monster.
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One upside of the lockdown: it makes very clear who we need to finally break down & unfollow on facebook. It’s social media spring cleaning time! “Pseudo Science? Unfollow.” “Wants To Revolution LARP Because Fox News Told Them To? Unfollow.”
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A parody of “Kiss Me Deadly” about the Sith would be pretty rad.
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