june 4 in idea barrages

Mask over both the nose and mouth, people. Remember the face mask rule “If you don’t look like the Shredder, you’re going to be deader.”

Without life, there is no liberty or pursuit of happiness. Your right to the second and third do not supersede your fellow citizens’ right to the first. Stand down, idiots demanding to be infected and infect others because Fox News said so.

I can see the forest/I can see each tree/but the arbitrary categories in between/have always been a mystery to me.

Dr. Oz is a heart surgeon. Dr. Phil is an unlicensed clinical psychologist. If you need your ticker tinkered with or a Psychology Today article translated into laymans, by all means, ask them. They both know exactly lickity-dick about viral immunology. Ignore them on that.

Have they cancelled Utica’s Great Irish Festival in the summer yet? Here’s your headline, Observer-Dispatch, “Lack of The Irish”. I’m giving you that one for free.

When you’re a kid, you’re not supposed to understand how hot Peggy Bundy was. The day you realize how hot she was is the day you are a woman or a man.

Is guyliner like manscara?

Psycho survival LARPers saying we’re sheep listening to science and staying home during a plague. If staying alive makes me a sheep, well, bleat bleat, my dude. You go cough on each other on a governor mansion’s lawn if it makes you feel like big men.