may 31 in idea barrages

She suggests that the solution to world hunger is to kill and eat every pop star other than her in Taylor Swift’s A Modest Proposal.

Before it hatched, the Maltese Falcon was an egg maguffin.

If your pizza chain is looking to bring down Little Caesars’ at least call it BIG BRUTUS.

You know what mash-up would be terrible? Tyler Perry The Creator.

As you enter hell, you are provided with a list of all the people who ever fantasized about you and told that none of them are in hell.

A lizard, outside of a restaurant advertising itself as “no frills”, frantically calling an ACLU lawyer.

People who have detached from reality: “Anyone other than Bernie is just as bad as Trump!” Trump: “I AM LITERALLY CLOSING THE POST OFFICE SO POOR PEOPLE CAN’T VOTE!”

In his way, Ollie the dog is like the gnostic Demiurge, obsessed with the idea that he should be the highest dog and the only dog, violently freaking out and barking like a maniac at the idea of us having any dog before him.