may 18 in idea barrages

They only call it “Active Dry Yeast” to shame the lethargic dry yeast.

Name your son Lee and then raise him to be an MMA fighter, just so that at the end of his championship winning fight, you can scream “KNEE HIM, LEE, SON!” completing the slowest burn pun of all time.

Your communist biker gang will be called Hell’s Engels.

Bad Idea: a television show about a small town newspaper propping itself up by diversifying into opening up an ice cream shop called THE SCOOP.

The problem in 2016, of course, was less Sanders more his dead-end suicide cult that had so wrapped their identities up in his messiah-hood they refused to oppose Trump in November. We’ll see soon if they learned to abandon their narcissism to be humane.

The more bodybags flow out our cities full, the grosser the loose talk about “guillotines” feels. These aren’t debate club games, millions die by fire in revolutions. I don’t want death. Nobody’s. Ever. That’s why I believe in gradual progressive change, not that I’m a “neolib”.

The future is imaginary. It’s never going to come, it is always just going to be now. Do the good you can for the people you can now. Risking the now for the future means nothing because it’s always going to be now. Eschew the lie that is greatness. Do good now instead.

You ever go into the cabinets, pull out a can of something and discover that it was a load-bearing can?