may 17 in idea barrages

Hiding emergency information behind a paywall is journalistic malpractice, no matter how strapped your outlet, that is your field’s duty. And don’t say “well just enable ads!” as ads are malware vectors & we all need our communication devices right now.

Do you think Ozzy Osbourne is accidentally immune by eating that bat three hundred years ago?

If all the furries in a room are guys, do they call it a snausage fest?

Good morning. Happy Satumotuwedsday.

LESS BEACH BODIES, MORE ANTIBODIES!

“Pepper makes me sneeze” is so easily turned into “Seasonal Allergies” on a resume.

The places where the neighborhood dogs pooped in the snow are now the first places that the grass are green. This is a metaphor for something.

There aren’t enough Netflix/Winnie-The-Pooh mash-ups about The Tigger King yet.