may 13 in idea barrages
- May 12, 2020, 12:20 a.m.
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The dog would help her make mayonnaise, he was an emulsional support animal.
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It sure was easy for people up here to “be in solidarity with NYC” after 9/11, when they thought it just meant being more racist against Arabs. When it means providing medical aide to people with a different way of life, man, they sure do clam up, don’t they.
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…was Willy Wonka a neccomancer?
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Only when people start hoarding breakfast cereals instead will things start feeling Post apocalyptic.
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Mr. Whipple demanded you didn’t squeeze the Charmin, not to protect the product but because he was a prophet. He knew that the time of the Charmin squeezing would be a time of great tribulation and was trying to hold back his own prophecy.
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We used to wish on stars, you know. Now we share obvious scams on social media. We were always gullible but, Christ, the old way at least had a sort of… whimsical elegance to it.
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If you can spell “Jeff” as “Geoff” and “Sean” as “Shawn” somewhere in the world, there’s a “John” named “Geawn”.
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Your quarantine bad-movies marathon will be called SCHLOCKDOWN.
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