may 10 in idea barrages

The Gifted & Talented Curse applies to rolling tragedies too. I spent my whole childhood assuming I’d be good at everything immediately & having a panic attack when I wasn’t, so being bad at living through a pandemic is now another level of panic atop the regular panic.

Having trouble telling weekdays from the weekend during lockdown? PRO-TIP: Watching terribly safe bland self-satisfied attempts at comedy late Saturday night can make it feel like a Saturday night.

I’ve fallen into this comfortable pattern of just watching youtube think-pieces about things instead of seeing them unless I am certain I am going to unironically enjoy them. CATS. RISE OF SKYWALKER. PICARD. BIRDS OF PREY. It is so freeing.

“It is what it is” is definitely played out as a phrase unless you say it like a mischievous leprechaun. “TIS wha’ TIS!” Then it’s still cool.

Your secondary crush on BON APPETIT says a lot of your personality. I mean, everyone’s first crush is Claire, clearly, man woman gay straight anyone, she is the David Bowie of youtube cooks. (My answer is Christina because she’s Tall Strong, duh.)

When the robots get crushes on humans, they will accuse each other of getting “carbon fever”.

Stay home! Eat instead of socializing dangerously! Fatten the curve!

I’m not gonna pay for Netflix & binge a show just to write a parody called “In The Court of the Tiger King”, especially when it’s about a person I can see thirty of whenever I want just by going to the Herkimer Wal-Mart. But. The song would be great.